Mark T. Spark is a Daddy
Posted by matt at about 4pm on Monday November 17, 2008
Yup.
You heard it here first
Mark T. Spark is a father, people.
He and his lovely partner Deb had them a baby today! Word on the street is that the little cuss is around 6 'n 3/4 pounds and a wopping 18 plus inches long. News reports stating the tike was born clutching a small matini glass have been debunked.
Leave comments and name suggestions below. I came up with Orson Scott Olajuwan Bystrom, but what do I know. I also like Issac Hayes Bystrom III.
Congrats Spark from all of us at the JC!!!
I still like Mark T Spark
I still like Mark T Spark Version 2.0.
Zack
I've got THE name!
I've got it...
SUE
he will be legendary
How bout:
Lemmy Shishkabob Buttersworth Esq.?
-Matt
HERE IT IS.................OR.....................
Spencer Tracy Bystrom
Charles Howell II Bystrom
The Bear
Derk?
Derk?
how bout...
Thurogood Reginald Rothchild Bystrom
or
Bankhok DeAngelo Petit Bourgeoise Bystrom
or
Charlamange Demetrius Shamgod Bystrom
-Matt
Dork the Spork?!?!?
Awwwww hell no.
-Matt
.................................
Mint Julep Bystrom
Moonshine Whiskey Bystrom
The Bear
FROM JAPHY
BENNY "THE JET" RODRIGUEZ
AND THE WINNER IS
HERBIE HUSKER
or
DUKE MAGNUM
or
DUKE NUKEM
how about?
how about
hebert walker bystrom?
or
dewey newton bystrom
or
jimmy james
big bad robert bobby bystrom V is also nice-
LOVE YOU ALL and can't wait to squeeze that little boy-
alicia
Hector suggests:
Robert Obama Bystrom (BOB)
Congratulations!!!
Love, Hector
QUAIL
I have always thought that 'Quail' would be a lovely name for a little boy. What do you think about that?
CONGRATULATIONS, Mark & Deb!!!
You will surely make lovely parents.
All my love and best wishes for at least a few good nights sleep.
LOVE, Colleen
Lord Falconer Bane
Lord Falconer Bane Bystrom
Professor Plum Bystrom
Rolando Asberger Orgasmatron Bystrom
Clint "the glint" Bystrom (that came from Dave)
Ras Spark "Tropical Riddums" Bystrom
-Matt
Scott Fitzgerald Jean
Scott Fitzgerald Jean LeFluer Smith Wesson Welker Weisser-Bystrom
Or the be all and end all
Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and..............................
Col. Chazz Heirington
maybe......
Gavin Velour
And the Winner Is
Austin Oliver Bystrom
Hecky Yeah!
That sounds awesome.
Can we call him "Aussie"?
mark t spark, are you the
mark t spark,
are you the same mark who took care of my little blue--was it a toyota?-- about 15 years ago?
and did we ever hike up a mountain or volcano or something?
Dawn Timothy Ritchie, Of
Dawn Timothy Ritchie, Of Ketchikan Alaska? How the hell are you?
Yeah, It was a toyota, and yes, Mt. St. Helens.
Hey, I remember that the
Hey, I remember that the hair on my legs got covered in ash and I felt really cool because it looked like I had blond leg hairs. I remember we could hear big rocks or pieces of earth falling into the volcano; I was surprised that the rim was not stable, or at least it sounded unstable.
A new resident of Portland! I am really happy for you, and kiss your little babarino for me!
How is the Great Northwest?
How is the Great Northwest? You can buy Just Coffee at Alberta St. Coop. Do you have email? We should write each other outside of this format.